get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
Workout buddies come in all sizes.
he looks a little worried
“fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
Countdown to Season 4 - Week Four: Favorite Overall Death
- scientist: don't do that
- military official: lol
Roland Garros 2014 Men’s Singles Final: Rafa Nadal defeats Novak Djokovic 3-6 7-5 6-2 6-4 and reaches his 9th RG title !!!